The Three Legs
Three days, three disciplines, one champion. How exactly the champion gets crowned will be determined later — but rest assured, there will be one. In between events, we recover the only way we know how.
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Late AM
Round 1 · 18 Holes Tee time's pushed later in the morning — no alarms, no excuses. Scramble rules, long-drive contest on the big par-5.
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After golf
Roll In to the Pye Presidential Palace Straight from the 18th to the Palace. Drop bags, claim a couch — doors open whether you golfed or not.
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Late Night
Movie Night at the Palace Lights down, big screen on. Film TBD — golf-adjacent cinema strongly favored. Falling asleep on the couch counts as attendance.
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Late AM
Disc Golf · Local Course First thing on the card — open round, friends welcome. BYO discs, and donate a few to the loaner bag if you've got extras. Sitting it out? Head straight to the Palace.
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All Day
Palace Hangout · Open House The Palace runs all day — come for an hour or camp out. Playing disc golf is optional; hanging out is not.
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Evening
Seafood Boil & Recovery Drinking The Palace kitchen goes full send — shrimp, crawfish, corn, potatoes, the works. Cards on the couch after. Don't stay up too late — race day tomorrow.
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Late AM
The Final Challenge · Dallas Karting Complex Full-send karting at DKC — the last leg of the triathlon and the only order of business. Championship implications to be determined, then hugs and road. See you in 2027.
Home Base
The whole weekend is stationed at the Pye Presidential Palace — President Pye's house, generously donated to the cause. You don't have to play a single leg to show up: skip the golf, skip the discs, skip the karts, and hang at the Palace anyway. Movie night Friday, all-day hangout and seafood boil Saturday.
- President Pye's house — ask him for the address
- Open all weekend, events optional
- Movie night Friday · Seafood boil Saturday
- Cover charge: beer & food for the pot
- Beer & boil contributions for the Palace pot
- Golf clubs for Friday
- Discs for Saturday — extras for the loaner bag
- A closed-toe pair of shoes for the karts